A Golfer's Prayer - A funny poem all about golf...ideal card for the avid golfer for any occasion!

The Pro is my shepherd, I shall not slice.

He maketh me to drive straight down the green fairways.

He leadeth me across the still water hazards.

He restoreth my approach shots.

He leadeth me in the paths of accuracy for my game’s sake.

Yea, though I chip through the roughs in the shadows of the bunkers, 

I fear no lost balls, for his advice is with me.

He prepareth a strategy for me in the presence of my opponents.

He anointeth my head with confidence.

The cup will not runneth over.

Surely birdies and eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life.

And I will score in the low eighties forever.