'Senior Moments' A5 Greeting Card
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When you reach a "certain age" you discover that you look at life slightly differently! For example;
You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
You burn the midnight oil after 9.00pm.
You remember today, that yesterday was your wedding anniversary.
You regret all those temptations you resisted.
You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it's leaning against the wrong wall.
You get winded playing chess.
You just can't stand people who are intolerant.
For women; you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
For men; you find that the little grey haired lady you help across the road is your wife.
You're 17 around the neck, 44 around the waist and 105 around the golf course.
Police officers and Doctors look as if they should still be in school uniform.
You start a sentence but forget what you.....
Senior Moments are also a pre-occupation with the "hereafter"!
Wherever you are, in the kitchen, the hall, the bathroom or the bedroom, you're always asking yourself - "What am I hereafter?"