Sports & Hobbies Tea Towels

'A Golfer's Dream' Tea Towel

A Golfer's Dream - An ideal present for golfers!  A very funny Tea Towel all about the game of golf and how many golfers dream to perfect their shot.Ideal to use or pin up on the wall! 100% Cotton Tea Towel made in the UK. I must be off to the links again,for the call of the fairways wide,is a loud call, and a clear call, that cannot be denied.It fills me with a mad desireto realise my dreams,of tee-shots long, and irons strongto the heart of all the greens.Then all I want is the magic putt,and the straight and powerful drive,to complete the course,using skill and force, in a brilliant 65!

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'A Golfer's Prayer' Tea Towel

A Golfer's Prayer - A funny tea-towel all about the game of golf... Ideal gift for the avid golfer!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned onto the wall!The Pro is my shepherd, I shall not slice.He maketh me to drive straight down the green fairways.He leadeth me across the still water hazards.He restoreth my approach shots.He leadeth me in the paths of accuracy for my game’s sake.Yea, though I chip through the roughs in the shadows of the bunkers, I fear no lost balls, for his advice is with me.He prepareth a strategy for me in the presence of my opponents.He anointeth my head with confidence.The cup will not runneth over.Surely birdies and eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life.And I will score in the low eighties forever.

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'Bowler's If' Tea Towel Bowling

"Bowler's If" Tea Towel - An amusing Tea towel all about the sport of Bowling.Ideal gift for the bowling enthusiast - can be used or pinned to the wall."If you can build a head, when lead or second are playing wide, or narrow, or too short, and third,upon whose skill you always reckoned is doing anything but what he ought.If you can win, and not be too uplifted, or lose, and not be downcast by defeat,remembering that the lucky of the gifted, can, on their off days both be badly beat.If you can smile, and not give way to cursing, or blame the green,or deem your luck too hard when the position you've been grimly nursing is shattered by a drive you could not guard.If you can draw the shot right on the kitty when half a dozen woods are in your way.If you can grin and hum a cheerful ditty when ends are burnt and jack is out of play.If you can give your third the hand you favour and see him take the other and go wide,and then go down, and try and draw a saver with the kitty guarded well on every side.If you can drive, and miss, and not be worried by your opponent's shout of "still we lie",and draw again with heart and brain unflurried, and tap the winning wood and make it fly.If you can draw the shot in the last minute when yells are called and something must be done,yours is the game and you deserve to win it, and what is more, you'll be a skip, my son."

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'In My Hand I Hold A Ball' Tea Towel

In My Hand I Hold A Ball - A new verse for 2012... Another ideal gift for the avid Golfer!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hangingIn my hand I hold a ball,White and dimpled, rather small.See how bland it does appear,This harmless looking little sphere.To master such a tiny ball,should not be very hard at all.But my desire the ball refuses,And flies exactly where it chooses.With miles of grass on which to land,It finds a tiny grain of sand.Then out of the blue it has a whim,To hit a tree or take a swim.It hooks and slices, dribbles, dies,Then disappears before my eyes!Deep from the rough I bare my soul"Dear Lord, oh please, just find the hole."My life has never been the same,Since I took up this wretched game.It plagues my mind for hours on end,A fortune it has made me spend.It's made me whimper like a pup,And swear that I will give it up.But -this little ball that causes painknows one good shot -I'm back again!"Adapted by Helen Piddock-Jones

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