'What is a Grandmother?' Tea Towel
What is a Grandmother? - A lovely gift for that special grandmother!
"There's nobody quite like a Grandmother - but what makes her so special?
Grandmothers arrive carrying shopping bags with very interesting bulges.
Grandmothers are built to cuddle into, like a duvet.
Grandmothers go to school football games and cheer when they don't know what's happening.
Grandmothers have bottomless handbags.
All grandmothers like receiving letters even if they just consist of a squiggle and a dirty finger mark.
It is remarkable how, overnight, a quiet mature lady can learn to sit cross-legged on the floor and play with a plastic toy,
quack like a duck, recite nursery rhymes, make paper decorations, draw pigs, and sew on the ears of severely-injured teddy bears.
There's no place like home - except Grandma's.
Grandmothers never run out of hugs or treats.
Grandmothers give their grandchildren the cherry off the top of the cake.
A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do
because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do.
It's such a grand thing to be the mother of a mother, or the mother of a father -
that's why the world calls her "grandmother."