'What is a Grandmother?' Tea Towel

'What is a Grandmother?' Tea Towel

What is a Grandmother? - A lovely gift for that special grandmother!


"There's nobody quite like a Grandmother - but what makes her so special?

Grandmothers arrive carrying shopping bags with very interesting bulges. 

Grandmothers are built to cuddle into, like a duvet. 

Grandmothers go to school football games and cheer when they don't know what's happening. 

Grandmothers have bottomless handbags.

All grandmothers like receiving letters even if they just consist of a squiggle and a dirty finger mark. 

It is remarkable how, overnight, a quiet mature lady can learn to sit cross-legged on the floor and play with a plastic toy, 

quack like a duck, recite nursery rhymes, make paper decorations, draw pigs, and sew on the ears of severely-injured teddy bears.

There's no place like home - except Grandma's. 

Grandmothers never run out of hugs or treats. 

Grandmothers give their grandchildren the cherry off the top of the cake.

A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do 

because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. 

It's such a grand thing to be the mother of a mother, or the mother of a father - 

that's why the world calls her "grandmother."

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