To Hell With Growing Old - Another one of our top-selling verses.

Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging

"Old! Who's old?

You're only as old as you feel.

They say I'm slowing down

I'm growing grey,

But I'm getting younger every day.

To hell with growing old!

Old! Who's old?

Maybe I'm at that awkward stage

I'm gaining weight I'm wearing beige,

But I'm not about to act my age.

To hell with growing old!

Old! Who's old?

I'm sorry but I can't agree

As long as I've got breath in me

I'm going to live my life ungracefully!

Vivaciously!! Outrageously!!!

Three cheers for immortality.

To hell with growing old."

Rodd Trott