I'm Fine Thank You - A Tea Towel which can be used, or pinned on the wall.There is nothing the matter with me,I'm as healthy as can be.I have arthritis in both my kneesAnd when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.Sleep is denied me night after night,But every morning I find I'm alright.My memory is failing, my head's in a spin,But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.How do you know my youth is all spent?Well, my "get up and go" has got up and went.But I really don't mind when I think with a grin,Of all the grand places my "get up" has bin."Old age is golden" I've heard it said,But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed,With my ears in the drawer, my teeth in a cup,My eyes on the table until I wake up.'Ere sleep overtakes me, I say to myself,"Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?"When I was young my slippers were red,I could kick my heels over my head.When I was older my slippers were blue,But I could still dance the whole night through.Now I am old my slippers are black,I walk to the store and puff my way back.I get up each morning and dust off my wits,And pick up the paper and read the "Obits"If my name is still missing I know I'm not dead, So I have a good breakfast- and face what's ahead!"
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