General Tea Towels

'A Hug' Tea Towel

HUGS, HUGS and more HUGS!!!.Who hasn't experienced the therapeautic value of a hug? Why not give this t-towel to someone too far away for a proper hug.Superb quality and is suitable for use or for hanging on a wall."There's just no doubt about it,We scarcely could survive without it,A hug delights and warms and charms,It must be why God gave us armsHugs are great for fathers and mothers,Sweet for sisters, even for brothers.And chances are some favourite auntsLove them more than plotted plants.Kittens crave them, puppies love them,Heads of state are not above them.A hug can break the language barrierAnd make the dullest day seem merrier.No need to fret about the store of 'emThe more you give, the more there are of 'emSo stretch those arms without delayAnd give someone a hug today!"

£5.99

'A Hug' Tea Towel

HUGS, HUGS and more HUGS!!!.Who hasn't experienced the therapeautic value of a hug? Why not give this t-towel to someone too far away for a proper hug...
£5.99

'Dad' Tea Towel

This Dad Tea Towel is the perfect gift to show your Father just how much you love him! An Ideal gift for Father's Day! You're the bestest Dad a kid could have Like the other Dads want to be, Well you must be pretty special Dad to have made someone like me!You fix and ment and patch my stuff You run me here and there, I want this, I want that, and a hundred things  that leave your wallet bare!So thank you Dad for all you do I run you round quite ragged, But I think it's quite a trendy look, being bald, worn-out and haggered!

£5.99

'Dad' Tea Towel

This Dad Tea Towel is the perfect gift to show your Father just how much you love him! An Ideal gift for Father's Day! You're the bestest Dad a kid co...
£5.99

'Dieting Under Stress' Tea Towel

Dieting Under Stress - 10 Rules On How to Combine a Successful Diet with Life as a Normal Human Being!Humorous Tea Towel all about dieting................Makes an ideal gift for someone with a sense of humour!1) If you eat something and no one sees you then the food has no calories.2) When you eat with someone else, the calories do not count if they eat more than you do.3) If you drink a diet cola with a chocolate bar, the diet cola cancels the calories in the chocolate.4) Broken biscuits contain no calories - the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.5) Food used for medicinal purposes never counte.g. hot chocolate for relaxation; brandy for fortification; toast and cheesecake as antidepressants.6) It is recommended that you fatten up everyone around you so that you appear slimmer.7) Food licked off cutlery or out of a bowl has no calories if you are following a recipee.g. butter icing on a cake; the remains of scone mixture; cream for the top of a trifle.8) TV and cinema food contain no calories as they are part of the whole entertainment package.9) Foods of the same colour have the same number of caloriese.g. spinach and mint ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate, water and a large gin and tonic.10) Athletes eat a huge amount of pasta before races like the marathon. It's a myth that you have to run 26 miles to work it off.One brisk trot around the settee is quite sufficient to wipe out one bowl of spaghetti.Twice around the living room will use up so much energy that a chocolate bar is required to supplement your sugar level and rebuild your strength.Good Luck!

£5.99

'I'm Fine Thank You' Tea Towel

I'm Fine Thank You - A Tea Towel which can be used, or pinned on the wall.There is nothing the matter with me,I'm as healthy as can be.I have arthritis in both my kneesAnd when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.Sleep is denied me night after night,But every morning I find I'm alright.My memory is failing, my head's in a spin,But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.How do you know my youth is all spent?Well, my "get up and go" has got up and went.But I really don't mind when I think with a grin,Of all the grand places my "get up" has bin."Old age is golden" I've heard it said,But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed,With my ears in the drawer, my teeth in a cup,My eyes on the table until I wake up.'Ere sleep overtakes me, I say to myself,"Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?"When I was young my slippers were red,I could kick my heels over my head.When I was older my slippers were blue,But I could still dance the whole night through.Now I am old my slippers are black,I walk to the store and puff my way back.I get up each morning and dust off my wits,And pick up the paper and read the "Obits"If my name is still missing I know I'm not dead, So I have a good breakfast- and face what's ahead!"

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'I'm Getting Fit!' Tea Towel

I'm Getting Fit! - A great gift for those who "love" the gym! "I must go down to the gym againto the lonely mat and bike,And all I ask is a real good sweatthe same as a ten mile hike. I'll swing those weights I'll flex my pecsI'll jog and step and bend, I'll row like mad I'll pedal hard until I reach the end.With lycra suit my vest and thong I really look the part.Aerobics, yoga, dance and step, are classes yet to start. I'll "strut my stuff" to firm my thighs and flatten my rounded tum, I'll crunch and curl and squeeze and pumpto squash my flabby bum.And when it's all done, my time is up I'll shower off my sweat, then down a pint with bags of crisps undoing all benefit! Hey ho!

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'Thanks for Looking After... The Cat" Tea Towel

Thanks for Looking After... The Cat - A perfect gift to say thank you to the Cat sitters!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging "This is a little prezzie that includes this little ditty, we want to say "thanks so much" for lookin' after kitty!For cleaning up the fur balls and mucking out the tray, for giving love and cuddle to ensure he doesn't stray.Hope it didn't cause you stress and make you scream and howl, coz' all we've brought you back as thanks is this daft tea towel!

£5.99

'Thanks for Looking After... The Dog" Tea Towel

Thanks for Looking After... The Dog - A perfect gift to say thank you to the dog sitters!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging   "This is a little message and what it wants to say is "thanks" for looking after the dog while we were away.For cleaning up the doggy-doo and walkin' in the rain, for cleaning up the messy food we know it is a pain.But our dog's really grateful and sends you doggy kisses, to remind you of his stay with you while you're wiping up the dishes!

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'Thanks for Looking After... The House" Tea Towel

Thanks for Looking After... The House - A perfect gift to say thank you to the House sitters!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging "You've kept an eye on our house for us while we were away, and with this gift and little rhyme we'd just like to say..Thanks for watching over our home and keeping it safe from harm, for watching it with a beady eye, you're better than any alarm!So thanks a lot, because we know that it's all down to you, no floods or break-ins or anything bad have we got to come home to!"

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