Hobbies Tea Towels

'A Golfer's Dream' Tea Towel

A Golfer's Dream - An ideal present for golfers!  A very funny Tea Towel all about the game of golf and how many golfers dream to perfect their shot.Ideal to use or pin up on the wall! 100% Cotton Tea Towel made in the UK. I must be off to the links again,for the call of the fairways wide,is a loud call, and a clear call, that cannot be denied.It fills me with a mad desireto realise my dreams,of tee-shots long, and irons strongto the heart of all the greens.Then all I want is the magic putt,and the straight and powerful drive,to complete the course,using skill and force, in a brilliant 65!

£5.99

'A Golfer's Prayer' Tea Towel

A Golfer's Prayer - A funny tea-towel all about the game of golf... Ideal gift for the avid golfer!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned onto the wall!The Pro is my shepherd, I shall not slice.He maketh me to drive straight down the green fairways.He leadeth me across the still water hazards.He restoreth my approach shots.He leadeth me in the paths of accuracy for my game’s sake.Yea, though I chip through the roughs in the shadows of the bunkers, I fear no lost balls, for his advice is with me.He prepareth a strategy for me in the presence of my opponents.He anointeth my head with confidence.The cup will not runneth over.Surely birdies and eagles shall follow me all the rounds of my life.And I will score in the low eighties forever.

£5.99

'Bowler's If' Tea Towel Bowling

"Bowler's If" Tea Towel - An amusing Tea towel all about the sport of Bowling.Ideal gift for the bowling enthusiast - can be used or pinned to the wall."If you can build a head, when lead or second are playing wide, or narrow, or too short, and third,upon whose skill you always reckoned is doing anything but what he ought.If you can win, and not be too uplifted, or lose, and not be downcast by defeat,remembering that the lucky of the gifted, can, on their off days both be badly beat.If you can smile, and not give way to cursing, or blame the green,or deem your luck too hard when the position you've been grimly nursing is shattered by a drive you could not guard.If you can draw the shot right on the kitty when half a dozen woods are in your way.If you can grin and hum a cheerful ditty when ends are burnt and jack is out of play.If you can give your third the hand you favour and see him take the other and go wide,and then go down, and try and draw a saver with the kitty guarded well on every side.If you can drive, and miss, and not be worried by your opponent's shout of "still we lie",and draw again with heart and brain unflurried, and tap the winning wood and make it fly.If you can draw the shot in the last minute when yells are called and something must be done,yours is the game and you deserve to win it, and what is more, you'll be a skip, my son."

£5.99

'Caravanner's Delight' Tea Towel

Caravanner's Delight - A poem for those who love their caravanning holidays!Can be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging.We're off to a caravan site again, it's really not that far.We've packed the van, the kids and Gran - filled up the towing car.The legs won't wind, the hitch lock's stuck, our tempers start to frayWe've too much stuff! We're overweight! We'll never get away!We meant to start at half past six, to beat the queues and crush,but never mind, it's only eight, who needs such haste and rushWith fingers crossed we ease away, who left the handbrake on?The roads are blocked, the fog is thick, the nightmare's just begun.We've reached the site - six hours went fast! The rain we just ignore.The awning's split the dogs been sick we're by the loos - once more!We're all hooked up, the water's on, a cup of tea all round?The milk's gone off, the beds are damp, the pegs won't crack the ground.The warden's like a dragon, the neighbour's straight from hellThe kids are fighting, Gran's got drunk, I've hurt my back as well.But then.....                                                                                                                     We've got the barbecue set up, the rain, at last, has stopped.Our friends are round, the meat is cooked, the bottle tops have poppedThe site is great, the view unmatched, the sun it feels quite hotWe love our van, all cares are gone -                                                                  this life has got the lot!"

£5.99

'Cricket Lovely Cricket' Tea Towel

Cricket Lovely Cricket Tea TowelA very funny cricketing tea towel explaining all the different positions in the game of cricket!The Tea Towel is made from 100% cotton and is made in the UKThis design is exclusive to giftsfromwales.com

£5.99

'I'm Getting Fit!' Tea Towel

I'm Getting Fit! - A great gift for those who "love" the gym! "I must go down to the gym againto the lonely mat and bike,And all I ask is a real good sweatthe same as a ten mile hike. I'll swing those weights I'll flex my pecsI'll jog and step and bend, I'll row like mad I'll pedal hard until I reach the end.With lycra suit my vest and thong I really look the part.Aerobics, yoga, dance and step, are classes yet to start. I'll "strut my stuff" to firm my thighs and flatten my rounded tum, I'll crunch and curl and squeeze and pumpto squash my flabby bum.And when it's all done, my time is up I'll shower off my sweat, then down a pint with bags of crisps undoing all benefit! Hey ho!

£5.99

'Ten Commandments for Bridge Players' Tea Towel

Ten Commandments for Bridge Players - A perfect gift for Bridge playersCan be used as a Tea Towel or pinned as a wall hanging.1) Thou shall not play any game other than Bridge whilst at the table.2) Thou shall not call a misdeal just because thou hast been dealt no picture cards.3) Thou shalt never take the rules of Bridge in vain.4) After losing three games, thou shalt not cry, nor stamp thy feet, nor set fire to thy Bridge table.5) Thou shalt honour thy tournament director's decision, even though thou might find it unfavourable.6) When thy partner makes a mistake, thou shalt not kill, nor cause him or her serious injury.7) Thou shalt not resort to coughs, grunts, hand signals, meaningful looks, or kicks under the table to instruct thy partner.8) If thou breakest Commandment 7, thou must not get caught.9) Thou shalt keep table talk to a minimum, unless thou has some juicy gossip that will not wait.10) Thou shalt not covet thy opponents aces, nor their success at making seven no trumps doubled and redoubled.

£5.99

'The "Ins and Outs" of Cricket' Tea Towel

The "Ins and Outs" of Cricket - Cricket, Cricket, Cricket! A great gift for the cricket fan.....Can be used as a tea towel or pinned to a wall."You have two sides, one out in the field and one in.Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in,and the next man goes in until he's out.When they are all out,the side that's out comes in,and the side that's been in goes out,and tries to get out those coming in.Sometimes you get men still in and not out.When both sides have been in and out,including the not outs,the winner is declared.....if there is one!Howzat!"

£5.99